Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/04/microsoft-releases-windows-95-ugly-christmas-sweater.html
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A pandemic is such a terrible and unfortunate time to roll out this ugly garment; the Windows 95 Sweater lets viruses pass right through it.
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Sharpie-Mas; e’rywhere you roam.
Exciting the sights you’ll see, all due to unbridled bleed,
right within your heart; right within some heart.
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What about Bob?
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Those look pretty thin. A true ugly Christmas sweater has texture.
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Do they have one in Win 3.1 Hot Dog Stand?
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Ironically, the 2 objectively less hideous options are less entertaining.
The most hideous option is the most entertaining. Win95 all the way.
Sidebar: I think this is generally how these sweaters are supposed to work.
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Here I was thinking a BSOD sweater would be pretty boring. 
I now see that MS thinks much more highly of that POS OS than any of it’s unfortunate users ever did. 
I thought sweaters were supposed to prevent you from freezing.
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I was tempted until I saw the price. Maybe if I get a Christmas bonus this year, maybe.
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Not gonna lie, I kinda really dig the aesthetic of the MS Paint one…
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