You are now breathing manually.
Now you get the idea…
Haha! I beat you. I’m asphyxiating myself until reflex resumes!
You are now noticing a faint headache.
heh heh heh.
Gaaahhhh! Got me!
Before the day is over you will experience a strong sensation in your torso, compelling you to seek and consume nourishment.
Also, you cannot NOT think of a pink elephant now that I have mentioned it.
This is not the thread you are reading
You’re now wondering if you left the iron on.
(That’ll get someone.)
Could be a problem, since I haven’t taken it out of the closet in probably two years! Wash-n-wear, baby! Whether it’s supposed to be or not!
The song “You Are My Sunshine” will play on a constant loop in your brain jukebox. You wil not be able to make it stop until you hear a different song. Then, THAT song will be stuck in your head. Repeat as necessary.
I hate this video…
You are now pitching.