Night of the Short Fingers

Actually…

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GODAMN STOP MAKING ME SO HAPPY

This is wonderful, its like 20 Christmases all at once

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I’ve also enjoyed people calling the storming “crisconacht”, which yeah, I know: fat shaming. But c’mon.

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I appreciate the humor and in most cases it is well deserved. That being said, the narrative of buffoonery we see should not obscure the fact of these people using the buffoons as cover.

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Did… did Eric just tell everyone Trump is crying??

LOL.

He really is the dumb one.

“Jesus fucking Christ, Eric! Why the fuck would you tell everyone that?!?!”

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Fredo Trump

I’m smart. Not like everyone says, like dumb. I’m smart!

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That ain’t fat on trump…that’s just his reserve of bullshit, hate and lies. No jolly fat man there, just the gelatinous ooze of evil looking for an opportunity to spew out it’s poison.

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And so to the founding fathers of this level of mass delusion. It was nice to hear from Mark Zuckerberg, who grandly announced he’d blocked Trump’s Facebook and Instagram accounts. This is not so much a case of shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted as doping the horse, whipping it into a frenzy, encouraging it to bolt, fostering a world in which humans are subjugated by horses, monetising every snort and whinny, allowing the very existence of “humans” and “horses” to become just one of a bunch of competing opinions, and then – only when that one particular horse has outlived its usefulness and seems destined for the glue factory – gently closing the stable door with a self-satisfied little “click”.

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too little, too late. every single one of those “companies” can all go fuck themselves.

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Not techie enough to know if this then makes the phone less secure because it would be horrible for some nefarious actor to turn all those phones into bitcoin mining bricks.

That would be horrible because bitcoin mining is such a waste of energy.

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Given all the other apps that Apple’s banned over the years for adult/political content, they should actually have banned Parler much earlier if they were going to be evenly enforcing the rules. (The porn proliferation on Parler alone should have gotten them banned, like similar social media.) But the right-wing stuff does seem to get more leniently treated.

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Heh, nice heading. I was thinking of how to use another classic Spy-ism, “preternaturally,” here as well.

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That seems incredibly unlikely - both that Trump would cry (dude’s a sociopath - if he’s upset, he’s just going to rage and lash out, instead), or that Eric would admit what they see as a profound weakness (or even know about it), if it were true. Also, that reads like it was written by a British person. I smell a fake/joke, here.

It is too little, too late (far too little, far too late), but to be fair to (some of) the employees, a number of them have been fighting to ban these people for a long time, and their efforts finally paid off. From what I’m reading, management still would have been fine with leaving things be, if the employees hadn’t redoubled their demands.

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Actually, the Shiatgibbon came pretty damn close to crying after being booed at that Nationals baseball game.

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Yes. They can go download it from the parler website. Rebecca Mercer is a founding member and it’s a toxic nazi shit show.

They are entitled to say whatever vile shit comes out of their mouths. Others are entitled not to give their vile shit a platform.

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Man, you get banned from Pinterest and you’ve definitely hit bottom.

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AGreatDay

I had to watch this last night. Seemed appropriate.

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These bans are happening because the far-right is actively planning armed insurrection leading up to the inauguration on Jan 20. Unfortunately, these bans will not prevent that from happening. Be prepared for more crazy shit to go down in the next two weeks. It’s going to get worse before it gets better.

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He seemed mostly taken aback to me. From what I’m reading, he’s pretty angry now. Lots of “raging.”

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