What I’m hearing is, if I could teach the garage door opener to accelerate and decelerate, it could open and close faster. That it doesn’t today because faster would terrorize the users.
Along with, having learned such a skill, it would definitely become smug.
I now have this vision of a Nissan with a family and their ramen stopping and all of the family members are violently thrown around while the ramen does not spill a drop.