Novelty meat logs, you know, for kids

[Rusty_Blazenhoff]

Originally published at: Novelty meat logs, you know, for kids | Boing Boing

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[knoxblox]

[RadioSilence]

as well as other animal characters like a fox, a clown, a monkey, a lion, and another grinning bear

The implication here is that clown is a species of animal

[generic_name]

“Hey kids, if you want colon cancer, get started now!”

[adamrice]

[RickMycroft]

I don’t eat food that has a face.

[FGD135]

Here's why people are really afraid of clowns | Boing Boing

[FGD135]

German word of the day:

Gesichtswurst

(Can also be used as an insult.)

[Metostopholes]

I tried the clown one. It tasted funny.

[Purplecat]

@Rusty_Blazenhoff

Ironically, I can’t help but feel like something is missing from the lineup. Where’s the Happy Pig?

Belle Époque France has you covered:

[RickMycroft]

At first, I thought it would be about these:

[Rusty_Blazenhoff]

That was an accident but a happy one that I don’t want to correct.

[knoxblox]

NOT ACTUALLY FRIED CHICKEN

[Rusty_Blazenhoff]

I see your happy pig and raise it:

[hecep]

@Purplecat

Belle Époque France has you covered:

@Rusty_Blazenhoff

I see your happy pig and raise it:

Re the former, I can see the lack of focus groups back in the day accounting for slicing-pig… but the latter has absolutely no excuse.

[the_borderer]

Technically clowns are animals, unless you have evidence that they aren’t human.