Parodies of the New York Times' wretched "crush the protests" column

For the love of God, Montresor!

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Cyberdine is just a much cooler name than Boston Dynamics.

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Well, I tried using the templates and couldn’t get them to work. So here’s my contribution:

The New York Times

Opinion

Return the Ring of Power to Its Rightful Owner

Mordor is not your enemy; Disorder is. The Nazgul stand ready to defend property rights.

By Isilmo, Prince of Numenor

Isilmo is the supernatural general of Sauron’s armies and King of Angmar.

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The New York Times

Opinion

30-50 Feral Hogs. They run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play.

I have a legit question for rural Americans.

By William McNabb

William is an AR-15 owner from El Dorado, Arkansas

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"I heard fuck off, now we need a destination!"

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