Don’t lie. You know someone who would fall for this:
And you have no relatives who would fall for that.
I have a slightly different solution. I lie to my security questions.
Oh, I’m sure I do; I just don’t talk to most of them to know which ones.
So sayeth the Arch Earl Doofenshmirtz Hi-Ho Silver, of Bourbon Street!
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It’s good to know I’m not the only one.