Python falls from ceiling in bank

[pesco]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/15/python-falls-from-ceiling-in-b.html

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[knoxblox]

I’m wondering how a creature with no hands makes a deposit or withdrawal?

[LadyBrains]

[anon78706664]

You know, you can go years without needing a picture of Jackson, and then, bam! Twice in as many weeks.

[reactionabe]

I had a hard time parsing this headline at first because I was just thinking about some Python code.

[Frederick_Hagemeiste]

Well, Python is cross-platform. This one just didn’t make it across.

[Boundegar]

I was afraid it was Monty, something something circus didn’t fly…

[anon55609254]

That bank CEO sure was given a shitty office.

[hecep]

From the ceiling?

Don’t they usually slither out of the sub-prime loan officers’ cubicles?

[fuzzyfungus]

“Well, this one didn’t try to sell us any collateralized debt obligations; so we’ll call today a win.”

[rob_bray]

Becaussssse thatsssss where the money issssss
– Willie Python –

[larrycovey]

This is in contrast to Wells Fargo bank, where the snakes are actually running the meetings.

[RickMycroft]

If it was them, it would have been this from the ceiling:

[dfaris]

I would have expected C++ in a banking situation.

[philbin1]

There is some karma in there, methinks. Whales Forgo would have been a more likely target, karmically.

[LutherBlisset]

I think banks mostly run on coffee scripts?

[douglas_stuart]

Well, it was an upgrade from this: