Remembering, Repeating and Working-through(Further recommendations on the technique of psycho-analysis)

Funny, but the follow-up really sold it.

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Nerd humor is the best humor!

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MGG-2024-04-03

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It happened at a New York Airport.

Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably
deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”

The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”.

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “Fuck You!”

Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”

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Oh, geez. Ok, took a minute! :joy:

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:musical_note: Take these broken wings and learn to fly…

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What’s yellow, linear, normed and complete?

A Bananach space.

…and it’s a great joke to help you remember…

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"All together now. Carry that weight "
“Wait! You can’t do that!. We can work it out. Tell me why.”
“Because.”
“Help!”

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Why do people who go to baby changing stations always come back with the same baby?

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Heraclitus doesn’t.

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Solomon’s friends are happy when he comes back with the same number he went with.

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It’s a Ship of Theseus situation. After a certain number of diaper changes, can you really say for sure that it’s the same baby?

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They haven’t found this one:

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