Restored Vermeer uncovers cherub, penis

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Just look at the fruit. Just look at it.

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Wee Willie.

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Little known fact the painting was originally covered up because of a dmca takedown notice from the Guild of Spice Merchants, who held the copyright on naked cherubs.

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Mystic lamb sees Van Eyck with canvas and paints, and does duckface. Mwah!

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Looks like the lick of artistic varnish only heightens the sheeps sheepish look of surprise upon seeing the veneer stripped away from Verneers chubby cherubic penis.

btw is the word chubby derived from cherub?

Not by a log shot. The biblical cherubs were freaky looking. The “cherubs” in Renaissance art and later are really “Putti”

As best as I can determine the word chubby derives from “resembling a chub” which is a type of fish

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Thanks so much, you’ve given me a different way of seeing things and a bit of research to do.

[Edited to say that was a genuine thanks and not snark]

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I am pretty sure he didn’t he use a live cupid, they are very hard to source in the Delft region. Believe me, I know.

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Artists and illustrators are inventive. I’ve used myself as reference for men, women, children, gods, dogs, furniture…

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