Revenge porn site operator jailed for 30 months


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In related news, another revenge porn site operator is trying to start an Uber competitor:

Though, if you want a laugh, read the Popehat coverage:


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I thought it was just Ken’s biting satire until I googled Dryvyng and realized these fuckwits are dead serious.


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They must be super cool with not one but two Y’s! The only thing hippr would be Dryvyngr.


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Careful, you’re in danger of rolling over into Welsh!


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I wonder why this slightly less reasonable Eric Cartman hasn’t been entirely successful as a legitimate entrepreneur.


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“Mr. Moore, you have said your victims must face the consequences of posting embarrassing photos. No, you must face the consequences of your actions.”

Bye schmuck’ola!


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I wish I could find the picture now, but that might be close to what they call Applebee’s in Wales.


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Holy crap. There’s literally no way an actual parody of those two could satirize them anymore than they do themselves.

I imagine the interview request went something like this…

Ken White: “I’d like to interview you for a piece on your new start-up.”

Craig Brittain: “Yeah sure, but you gotta write it straight. We know your rep. No poking fun at us okay?”

White: “Why mess with perfection.”

Brittain: “Cool.”

White: “Where should we meet? Your offices?”

Brittain: Looks around basement at revenge porn print-outs and Obama effigies. “No, let’s meet at a restaurant.”

White: “Scordato’s”

Brittain: “No, somewhere classy. Arby’s.”

White: “Sounds good. I’ll meet you in Arby’s. How’s Friday at 3?”

Brittain: “Friday at 3 is fine. But let’s just hit the drive through and do the interview in the parking lot. There could be colorful people inside.”


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