In related news, another revenge porn site operator is trying to start an Uber competitor:
Though, if you want a laugh, read the Popehat coverage:
I thought it was just Ken’s biting satire until I googled Dryvyng and realized these fuckwits are dead serious.
They must be super cool with not one but two Y’s! The only thing hippr would be Dryvyngr.
Careful, you’re in danger of rolling over into Welsh!
I wonder why this slightly less reasonable Eric Cartman hasn’t been entirely successful as a legitimate entrepreneur.
“Mr. Moore, you have said your victims must face the consequences of posting embarrassing photos. No, you must face the consequences of your actions.”
Bye schmuck’ola!
I wish I could find the picture now, but that might be close to what they call Applebee’s in Wales.
Holy crap. There’s literally no way an actual parody of those two could satirize them anymore than they do themselves.
I imagine the interview request went something like this…
Ken White: “I’d like to interview you for a piece on your new start-up.”
Craig Brittain: “Yeah sure, but you gotta write it straight. We know your rep. No poking fun at us okay?”
White: “Why mess with perfection.”
Brittain: “Cool.”
White: “Where should we meet? Your offices?”
Brittain: Looks around basement at revenge porn print-outs and Obama effigies. “No, let’s meet at a restaurant.”
White: “Scordato’s”
Brittain: “No, somewhere classy. Arby’s.”
White: “Sounds good. I’ll meet you in Arby’s. How’s Friday at 3?”
Brittain: “Friday at 3 is fine. But let’s just hit the drive through and do the interview in the parking lot. There could be colorful people inside.”
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