๐Ÿ’– ๐ŸŒ– ๐ŸŒ” Strategic Butts ๐ŸŒ– ๐ŸŒ” ๐Ÿ’–

Itโ€™s Magic Spray!

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When googling โ€˜cat buttsโ€™ (do not do this, I did so you wouldnโ€™t have to), I came along this magnificent beast.

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Ah, my google fu is strong today (โ€œfootball player injured blowing down back of pantsโ€):

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Oh hell! I will agree that is a strategic butt move, bit not a welcome one.

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And similar to my favorite Bojack gif, for many reasons

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The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.

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heh heh heh

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I thought this thread was going to be photos of lovely man butts. I was mislead and most definitely disappointed.

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I donโ€™t have one to hand, but I do have Pterry telling a dick joke:

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One day a teacher had โ€œshow and tellโ€ in class.
โ€œClass, does anyone have anything theyโ€™d like to share for show and tell?โ€
A little boy named Billy raised his hand.
โ€œYes, Billy?โ€
โ€œYesterday we made our cats drink gasoline.โ€
โ€œOh my God!โ€ the teacher gasped. โ€œWhat happened?โ€
โ€œWell they started running around backwards! Backwards in circles, all over the yard. Just spinning around in backwards circles. Finally they ran into each other ass first!โ€
โ€œNow Billy, donโ€™t say โ€˜ass,โ€™ say โ€˜rectum.โ€™โ€
โ€œRectum? Hell, it killed 'em both!โ€

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What was the last thing going through the bugโ€™s mind when it hit the windshield?
Its butt.

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Okay, what the hell have I been missing by not following sports?

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