💖 🌖 🌔 Strategic Butts 🌖 🌔 💖

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Methane volcanoes of Uranus.

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I only see certain cats do it (usually during play). Our tub of goo would do a butt wiggle before jumping up on the bathroom vanity to get combed, but even that doesn’t help him make it up there anymore.

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Well, here’s hoping you get the ass-treatment you desire and deserve.

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Toast buns?

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It’s not so much a fucking turnip as a presenting turnip…

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I remember that Ren and Stimpy show where Ren gets pec implants using Simpy’s butt, it was an excellent episode:

http://renandstimpyreviews.blog.com/2013/02/19/rens-pecs/

So, technically this really is a strategic butt.

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It’s not a butt thread if ya don’t have a five butted monkey…

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More Disney…

Daisy wants the Donald

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Hay @AcerPlatanoides

I think this belongs here.

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Does Batman’s splooge ray belong here?

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Has this been posted yet? he asked, know full well he’d post it

Nothin’ here but us butts.

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You’re such a boob, dood, you’re holding it backwards.

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Oh, well poop.

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