I’ve never understood Tossed My Salad AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT EXPLAIN IT TO ME
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Straight from the Urban Dictionary:
tossed salad
A rather tasty salad typically comprising of lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers among many other vegetables, topped with a dressing of some sort.
Not so bad really – eye watering good.
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Isn’t it a cross between goatse and a cunning linguist? (Oh hell, I went there didn’t I?)
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Maybe we should get back to butts before this conversation gets out of hand…
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It’s the bare necessity right now. 
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So, you wanna see some bare ass…
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As it is Valentine’s Day this weekend, I will hold myself back from changing out the hearts in the title for full moons. 8-year-old me wants to do it so bad, though.
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Must be jelly 'cause jam don’t shake like that…
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When I first moved out to Burbank, CA I was greeted by a Stuart Anderson’s Black A nus sign.
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Does a bear itch in the woods?
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Come on, let me see you shake your tail feather 
8-year-old me: “Do it!”
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I compromised.
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There’s nothing a bit of peer pressure can’t corrupt.
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It’s beautiful!
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Robutt
Rofanny.
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