Tabloid tale of man crushed by porn collection was fake

I would like to see him appear on Mastermind.

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Artisanal, curated porn, shot with film, and printed on NOS period-correct paper.

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With a USB drive caddy, of course. Duh.

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But the most important aspect of this story is still not being reported-- he’s not using that porn anymore.

Also, how do I get in touch with his estate?

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As with all old porn magazines, it will return to the woods, from which it came.

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I’m crushed that this story about a crushed man was fake news. Where does this slippery slope stop?

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16TB is the equivalent of about 10 million pages of porn in png format, assuming double-sided pages and 96 pixels per linear inch. On 32-lb (per ream) glossy stock, that’s 600,000 pounds of porn crashing down on you. The SSD doesn’t weigh nearly as much.

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That’s what she said.

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Only if he clicks the links in the emails.

That’s the problem with spam filters these days, they block all the good stuff!

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But why use an SSD? Is latency on read so important?

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Fake tabloid news? My word.

That’s where he was going wrong - never put your (fictitious) tottering pile of porn mags on a slippery slope. Simply asking for trouble.

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A collection that big? Surely it was all stuck together.

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