Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/20/the-best-2-seconds-in-the-hist.html
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What? A joke video from Rob with context?
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He’s still trolling by calling it a “server”.
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At least he didn’t shoop a bunch of extra LEDs and buttons on it…
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I went with one of the cheaper Synology DiskStation a couple of years ago. I primarily use it as a centralized backup and then sync that off-site but it’s also doing a good job of running some security cameras to see what the dogs are up to during the day.
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Wait, doesn’t SFF means Server Form Factor?
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If it were a banana, could I do that? Or no touchy?
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This is the inverse of that Antique Roadshow clip previously on Boing Boing where the guy is appraising old porno mags outside of a castle and keeps stabbing his finger violently at boobs on the pages.
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I would’ve gone with Careless Whisper 
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Take a look at the HPE ProLiant MicroServer. There are models with a Celeron, Pentium, Core, or Xeon CPU, onboard RAID, and 4 LFF SATA slots, in a < 10" cube form (DVD drive usually not included).
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Does that server have the Tenga Vacuum Controller accessory? Otherwise, meh.
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I would like to live in a world in which these words are in the actual spec.
Most of the time, you don’t get a DVD drive, but sometimes, you inexplicably do.
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The action even kinda heats up at 1:06
Note the playful, loving gaze at the end of that take.
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That was a very grope-y review.
“I just grab them by the heatsink…”
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I don’t even need to watch the full review. I’m sold. That’s one sexy server.
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ps The little Dell micros are going to be $99 on black friday, can’t beat that really for basic linux box needs.
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…just look at all those ports!
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Dell Optiplex 3040, you handsome devil.
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