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One of The Fall’s women guitarists slung her instrument low. Mark E Smith told her something along the lines of, “That’s the way small-dicked male guitarists compensate in public!” and she hiked it up. Turned out she preferred playing it that way anyway!
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Obligs:
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I love this derivative humour. I just have to figure how to integrate it into a conversation. I might need a second. Not sure how to rate it.
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Reminds me of a 2-person privy I saw on the Appalachian Trail named “Your Move” with a cribbage board 
Not my photo, from here: Reddit - Dive into anything
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Just don’t drink and derive.
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Wife: How do i look?
Me: With your eyes.
Ex wife:
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Every time someone corrects my vocabulary it just makes me think fewer of them.
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Fewer times in the course of the average day?
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6.5? Pfft.
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