Did they get those extra large glutes by absorbing their tail?
              
              
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          My wife asked for a divorce today. Said I was too un-American.
Saw it coming from a kilometer away.
              
              
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          Nile Wilson has a load of great videos.
              
              
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          Apologies for the nitpicking, but it’s Sir Isaac.
              
              
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          He was sixty something when he was knighted.
              
              
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          I got to second base with a hockey player last night.
She was so confused.
              
              
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          Figures it’s a goose. I’m only surprised it’s not a Canada goose.
(It’s going to take a lot of years away from rural America to get over my hatred of them!!)
              
              
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