The jokes are on us

Did they get those extra large glutes by absorbing their tail?

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My wife asked for a divorce today. Said I was too un-American.

Saw it coming from a kilometer away.

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My friend was really proud of his British heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

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Nile Wilson has a load of great videos.

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Eveey breath she takes…

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Apologies for the nitpicking, but it’s Sir Isaac.

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He was sixty something when he was knighted.

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I got to second base with a hockey player last night.

She was so confused.

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Figures it’s a goose. I’m only surprised it’s not a Canada goose.

(It’s going to take a lot of years away from rural America to get over my hatred of them!!)

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