Hmm…
Oh Yes!
Thanks Doc, you gave me an idea there.
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Dude #1: How many cattle did you just buy?
Dude #2: More than I usually would have.
Dude #1: Why is that?
Dude #2: They were off-brand.
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Such a pita that it makes you falafel?
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Not perfect, but samosa could do.
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Tzatziki for you to say.
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I saw someone faint onto the luggage carousel at the airport.
Don’t worry, though. They came around slowly
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I only know 25 letters of the English alphabet.
I don’t know why…
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I sold my vacuum cleaner last week. It was just collecting dust.
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I’ve read every one of Steven Kings books.
The hardest part was sneaking into his house.
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Let me guess, you did it by disguising yourself as a clown, an animate car, a rabid dog…
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Man, you left out The Walkin’ Dude! The bestest of them all!
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There are a lot of jokes, but how can you tell if it’s a “dad joke?”
It’s a parent.
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What’s the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Condoms.
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “p” is silent.
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This is a bit exaggerated… but just a bit.
Seriously, we have a lot of gloomy Christmas songs!
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