This smart scale numbs the sting of the realization that we are animated corpses

[frauenfelder]

Originally published at: This smart scale numbs the sting of the realization that we are animated corpses | Boing Boing

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[HMSGoose]

Well, now I want a scale called something like “The Mortal Coil Balance”

[Papasan]

@HMSGoose

“The Mortal Coil Balance”

Amazon is sure to have it, in multi colors no less.

[MikeKStar]

@frauenfelder

Even with its efforts, my bodily organs will soon necrotize, my wet flesh will fall from my maggot-infested corpse. My ephemeral essence will evaporate long before the dust I dared to call mine takes a drunkard’s walk toward the heat death of the universe.

Someone is feeling particularly melancholy today…

[RndmZim]

I think this particular author may be using the wrong kind of scale for their concerns…

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[KathyPartdeux]

I’m imprinted upon space time. Immortality achieved!

[anothernewbbaccount]

Been doing too many drugs lately, Mark?

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[Immutable_Mike]

These are truly wonderful @frauenfelder. Maybe not the perfect sales pitch for a happy mutant, but pitch-perfect otherwise.

[markfrauenfelder]

Thanks so much!

[Woodchuck45]

We are but dust, and to dust we will return. In the meantime, I seem to be adding more and more dust mass as the years progress

[writebastard]

SEE YOU IN HELL, FRAUENFELDER!

I guess?

Fuck, why bother.

[bluehenbear]

When the end finally comes will it be able to measure the mass of your soul?

[danimagoo]

If this is some strategy to make me feel like I’m not as depressed as I thought I was…it might be working. I mean, I’m still depressed, but now I’m thinking I could be in worse shape. Thanks! I think…