This smart scale numbs the sting of the realization that we are animated corpses

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Well, now I want a scale called something like “The Mortal Coil Balance”

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Amazon is sure to have it, in multi colors no less.

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Someone is feeling particularly melancholy today…

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I think this particular author may be using the wrong kind of scale for their concerns…

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I’m imprinted upon space time. Immortality achieved!

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Been doing too many drugs lately, Mark?

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These are truly wonderful @frauenfelder. Maybe not the perfect sales pitch for a happy mutant, but pitch-perfect otherwise.

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Thanks so much!

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We are but dust, and to dust we will return. In the meantime, I seem to be adding more and more dust mass as the years progress

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SEE YOU IN HELL, FRAUENFELDER!

I guess?

Fuck, why bother.

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When the end finally comes will it be able to measure the mass of your soul?

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If this is some strategy to make me feel like I’m not as depressed as I thought I was…it might be working. I mean, I’m still depressed, but now I’m thinking I could be in worse shape. Thanks! I think…

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