Tone-deaf Valentines tweets from the NSA

Are we sure this isn’t from the same stable as the DPRK News Service?

Wait! A computer matched X with him?!? I don’t think so.

Marty.
Why is it so hot in here?
Marty!

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…I am not getting the reference…? :confused:

To be fair, it’s more like, “we probably don’t listen to your pillow talk, as long as you don’t know any NSA employees, and you’re not in a long-distance relationship”.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fuck the constitution,
And FUCK YOU!

Love,
the NSA

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