Twitterbot that produces endless entries in an imaginary daemonological grimoire


#1

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#2

Yeah, this isn’t going to end well.

Somebody give Bob Howard a heads-up.


#3

Seriously, what if the bot accidentally gets one right.


#4

Why summon demons with a Twitterbot, when you can p̷͙͙r̮̼̗͔͙ͅó͚͚̳̩͔͓̲g͡ra̢̖͚̱̬̙̬̤m̢̜̖̪̞̞͓̜ ̣̤̯̟͓̘͝w͏̻͔̳͇̪̟̦i̝͚̥͠t̠̣̲̬̫h̩̣̘ ̧̲̝͙̻̺ ̨̹̪̪A͖̼͡P̘̙L̼̹̰̫̙ a͙̝͘n̫d̤̯ ̧̯͙̯͈̤i͇̰̞̰͖̹̝n̴v̹̘͘ͅòk̸͙e̴ ̭̜̣̲ͅͅG̀r͎e̖̞̱̬a͕͚̬̞͈͜t̺̟̘ͅ ̰̤O̤͍̬̦̣͈l̺̥̀d̬ ͖̝͈͎̻O̞̲͔͍̫̪̞ǹ̯͈͔̦̬͎̺e͙͚s҉?̯͎̫


#5

Or parse HTML with regular expressions.


#6

The Avatar of № 571 Councilman BALZILSUM, DEMON of: presidential ascendancy, whetstones and preventive solos is already in our midst.


#7

T̘h̼̪̞͟at͖̺̜̘͠ ̶͕͉̲̝̟͉ha͓̘͉p͚͇̘̜ͅp̡e͙̙̖͎̰n͖͖̻̞̕s̫͚͇̯̦̞͔ ͕͉̕any҉̤͖̝̮̻ͅ ͔t͠i͉m̟͍̮͎̣̖̱e͙̞̭͞ ̝̺͔ý͇̳̤͎̹̪̤o̞̜͍̦͔͚͓u͙̥̬̖̲ ̸̦̼̥̰͔ṱ͕̺͟r̼͚̱͚͙y̦͓͕̞͍͓̫͘ ̶͓̞t͟o ̭p͖͖̜͇ạ̧r̮̙̣̺͞s̱e͓̦͎̟̣̥ ҉̩a̸ ̬͓̘̬c̠͍ͅo̡̯̦͉̖̯̖n̴̜t͉̰͔̗e͖͙̱xt̲̺̗̝-͖̗̜͎͕f̛r̶̖̖͉̲̪̥ͅe͓͕͔͕̲̤͡e̱͡ ̞̥̝̮̤̥͈͞l͙̘̙̺̠̜̮a̠͖͚͕͈̜n̰g̛̗ͅͅu͇̙̟̰͞ạ͎͍g͍͍e ̸̰̫̲̞͈ͅw̧͉͖ͅi̵̮̰̦̲̮̝t͕̺h͔̝͉ͅ ̪fi̘͙n̫͉i̛͎̜̦̥t͚͓̺͓͈̲ͅę̹̝̭̠̳̝ ̜̬̻̝̟̻̹a̯̱͓̥̟͕u̮̱̯̲̤̬̫͝t҉̞o̡m̟̘ata̠͝.̱͡ B̫o̦͎̪͓͔r̼i͘n̯̬̻̦͍g̱̱͚̥̗̘̮͟.͜ ̵̗̩̲̮A̮͕̗̙l͇̲͘l̸͕̼̟̼̼̱̮ ͢ͅy͎̫o̼̝͙̺̬̗u ̬̘̪ͅḙ̭v̥͡e҉̯r̭̖̜̠͎͔ ̱͓̣̳͔͖g̠͙̠̹̻̰͟e͟t͖̦̙ ̼̟̲͝i̫͚͈͜s͕̝ Z̧̺̳̪̟͇͚͈a͢lg͔̬̱̯͙͍o̺̤͖̻͇̝̘.̴͖͔͎


#8

I’m digging the fact ABAN is a saint demon.


#9

Pfffft. When your Great Old Ones show up, I’ll remind them of their outstanding commitments on their MUMPS contract.

INVASION OVER.


#10

Come on, that’s a bit strong. I don’t think even Nameless Eldritch Horrors deserve that.


#11

Ǹ͖̳͖̮̩o̳̙͙t̲͍̭͖̳̞̖ ̮̣̯̬s͙̠u̪͔̙͔̞f̳̟̠̕ͅf̫̲̹͖͠i͇̭̝͓̰̲c̮͖̫̫i͕e̟̤n͇̜̳t́l̯̲̲̭ͅͅy̤̦̳͢ ̵̙̗d̙̺̖į̫̱͕͇a҉͎̩̯b̟̬͕̳͈̺o͉̯͕̗̱̥̰l͘ì̹̻̩͈c̲̤̠͈a͢l̤̮̖̲̙͓̤ ̣̞̗͔̫-̨ ̯̙͉̜͓̘ͅy͇o͇͔̪u͍̠̘͠ c̝̼a̻̺̻͝n͚̱͔ ̱̭̗̱̩̻̤r̵̰̭͕e̴̙̝̙̣̣a͓̬̩̥d̴̹ ̧̟̯̹M̫̘̠͠U̙̼̙̗̻ͅM̞̤̺͔̠ͅP̞̞S.͇̬̘̜ ̡̲͙̻͕B̲̝͓ḛ̼s̤̰͇̙̤i̱d̶̟̘͉̜e̟s͎̳̮̭̙̬ͅ,̳̦͖ ̸͕i̹̞͍͕͔̯n̖̣͍͖̠ ͠ì̲t̪̜̼̘́s͉̰̲͚̤̫͟ ͔͚̠h̵̻e͍̰̹y̠̼̹̖̙̘d̞͎̫̥̩̥a͕y̝͈̳͕͚̠ͅ,̼ ͏̦̝̺͉i͉̼͍͢t̙͉̟̥s̤̘̦͍̯ ̺̱̞͖͚̕ͅb͚͓̮͞i̧͇g҉̮̺̗̥͙g͓͉͕̩̥͙e̞̤̫̫̩͡s̤̪̙͙̝̤̙͡t̺̲̖͝ ̱͚̟̰b͙̦ac̖̭̫̣̗k̛̠̥͖̘̰e̟r̷̫̣̪̜ ͓̤ẁ̤̳̘͉̫͇ͅa͍̭̪̣̗̯̕s̛͕̺ ̯̼̩̼͘D͔͖̦͙͙̩E҉̖͍̠̗̣C͍.͉͜ ͖̝͉͉̪͞Ą̦̳̩͈̠P̠L̲͉͎̱͍͚ ̣̲̥̖̫͡h̬̫̘͎̘̪͚a̮̫͇̣̼̜͎d̴̞͔͍̰ ͔̫͖̥I̛̤̯͉̫͖͉ͅB̹̫͙̮̫͓M͕̦͍ b̩̹̘̙͕̣͘e͉̱͟h̵̝̤̦̩̰̫̹ind͍̼̦ ̺̙̪̰̭̻͟ͅi͔͓͕͟t̠. ̝̯͖͓H̰o̙̼̯w̷̭̱͓’͈̰̜͡s͍ ̘t͇͇͕͞h̝͔͈at͞ f̪̟̮͎͎o̜̳̣̳͔r̬̠ ̼̘d̘̘͜e̙̜m̡ơn͇͍͓̙̙̯ì̳̟̙̲̱c̙̘̬̝̗̝̟?̸̪͇


#12

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#13

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