The Margaritavile branding idea would make a better cruise ship then retirement community.
When my friends are gone and my hair* is grey, and I ache in the places where I used to play, I’m going somewhere where the women tear their blouses off and the men they dance on the polka dots at closing time.
*Poetic license.
“You can check out any time you like but you can never leave” does sound a bit like a depressing retirement home.
good point. i know i certainly can’t afford to.
“Every summer we can rent a cottage
In the Isle of Wight, if it’s not too dear.”
I’m seeing an assisted-suicide clinic where we can go for “The Cure”. Afterwards, the “Dead Can Dance.”
Too bad Kurt Cobain isn’t around anymore. He coulda opened a retirement community called Nirvana.
hmmmm, yes, yes… i can definitely see this being one angle.
omg, right?? OPPORTUNITY MISSED.
“Margaritavile” intentional quip or freudian slip?
How about a cruise ship and retirement community in one.
At every port they let people on, but no one leaves.
Serious: Adele?
Not serious: Beiber?
That looks lovely, but I suspect there’s a hearty dose of this coming up
Courtney could still do it. She’s crass enough to try.
My in-laws do the cruise ship thing every year. They met someone who literally moved onto a cruise ship permanently. So that’s not so far-fetched.
Even though his following rivals the Dead’s, I don’t think most of the Parrotheads qualify as hippies.
They’re already on it:
Raise a glass and take a bite out of paradise at Jimmy Buffett’s first-ever floating Margaritaville at Sea and then head on over to the 5 O’Clock Somewhere Bar where every hour is happy hour. Or enjoy the perfect margarita and dig into a cheeseburger at LandShark Bar & Grill while soaking in the views at Harvest Caye.
woah, i’d love to talk to that person, I wonder what life would be like? do they stay on the same one or move around?
She literally moved onto a ship. Same cabin, goes wherever it goes.