Waste away at Jimmy Buffet's new retirement community


#21

The Margaritavile branding idea would make a better cruise ship then retirement community.


#22

When my friends are gone and my hair* is grey, and I ache in the places where I used to play, I’m going somewhere where the women tear their blouses off and the men they dance on the polka dots at closing time.

*Poetic license.


#23

“You can check out any time you like but you can never leave” does sound a bit like a depressing retirement home.


#24

good point. i know i certainly can’t afford to.


#25

“Every summer we can rent a cottage
In the Isle of Wight, if it’s not too dear.”


#26

I’m seeing an assisted-suicide clinic where we can go for “The Cure”. Afterwards, the “Dead Can Dance.”


#27

Too bad Kurt Cobain isn’t around anymore. He coulda opened a retirement community called Nirvana.


#28

hmmmm, yes, yes… i can definitely see this being one angle.


#29

omg, right?? OPPORTUNITY MISSED.


#30

“Margaritavile” intentional quip or freudian slip?


#31

How about a cruise ship and retirement community in one.


#32

At every port they let people on, but no one leaves.


#33

Serious: Adele?
Not serious: Beiber?


#34


That looks lovely, but I suspect there’s a hearty dose of this coming up


#35

Courtney could still do it. She’s crass enough to try.


#36

My in-laws do the cruise ship thing every year. They met someone who literally moved onto a cruise ship permanently. So that’s not so far-fetched.


#37

Even though his following rivals the Dead’s, I don’t think most of the Parrotheads qualify as hippies.


#38

They’re already on it:

https://www.ncl.com/partners/margaritaville

Raise a glass and take a bite out of paradise at Jimmy Buffett’s first-ever floating Margaritaville at Sea and then head on over to the 5 O’Clock Somewhere Bar where every hour is happy hour. Or enjoy the perfect margarita and dig into a cheeseburger at LandShark Bar & Grill while soaking in the views at Harvest Caye.


#39

woah, i’d love to talk to that person, I wonder what life would be like? do they stay on the same one or move around?


#40

She literally moved onto a ship. Same cabin, goes wherever it goes.