Someone needs to explain to our narrator that 16 square feet and 16 foot square are not the same.
Why is it that it is so hard to muster any skepticism about Disney? The original narration is terrible marketing BS. Do we use it? Why yes, you’re soaking in it.
I grew up a mile from Disneyland and looked forward to our annual trip to the park until I became a cynical wise-ass teenager and realized I was paying to be advertised at. The early years of DL was based on the periodic worlds fairs that were also pay to be propagandized to festivals… It’s no wonder I grew up to be a cynical wise-ass teenager and it lasted well into my 50s. It is a stupid way to run a culture and we have only gotten worse about it.
Okay, this party-pooper is out of here.
