Why Thomas Edison made job applicants eat soup in front of him

Or that the candidate has low tolerance for bullshit.

Explicit or not. The implication here is that an employee should be placid and accepting when they and their time is disrespected.

And that is the thing with all of these “clever” “tests”, which seem fairly common these days. They typically involve deliberately putting a person out. Then blaming them for responding. At all.

Whatever the person or company thinks the intent is. It usually boils down to seeking employees who are exploitable. Relies on them being “professional”, in a way the employer will not be.

It goes hand in hand with the “people should believe in our mission!” pitch on low wage and long hours.

It also assumes a labor market where people are too desperate to just walk out or say no.

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All of the above tests and “I won’t hire them unless they…” things miss the point that this makes the entire hiring process essentially random.

Interviews are when you are on your best behaviour, second guessing everything. So now a bowl of soup is a test. Coolcoolcool cool. Is he looking for whether I salt it? Or taste it first? or which direction I move the spoon to best avoid drips on my tie? Is he looking for moving the spoon away from me because that means I know the etiquette, or towards me because it means I’m unpretentious? Maybe I should scoop side-to-side to show how unconventional and creative I am, unless that’s not what he wants. This chair is a little uncomfortable, too. Is that part of the test? Is he wanting me to complain, showing that I don’t put up with broken things, or not to complain because stoicism? He asked me whether I usually wear a tie. IS THAT PART OF THE TEST AND WHAT ANSWER IS HE LOOKING FOR AND WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH WHETHER I CAN DO THE JOB???

You’re not showing who you are or how you react to things in real life or whether you’re competent for the job. You’re playing a game for high stakes against someone who judges whether you win or not based on rules which he won’t tell you what they are, or even what game you’re playing.

At best, that’s a deeply stupid way to run an interview. At worst, it’s deliberately sadistic. It might make for a popular game show, though. (I hate game shows.)

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I don’t think it’s all that random at all. Not even unintentionally.

Think about what most of these are. Most of them are things that would make you a giant dick in normal context. Other are things that would actively get you fired if you regularly did them in your normal working duties.

Weird chairs! It’s making another person physically uncomfortable as a power play.

Blowing off an appointment, making a person wait needless instead of rescheduling? If you “tested” a client that way you’d be out the door.

These things aren’t puzzles, they don’t have a solution. What people are proposing is not that you hire the person that “figures it out.” Nobody says they hired the person who tastes the soup because they were smart enough to know about the soup trick.

Take the sit and wait thing. A common format of that, one I’ve ran into myself. Is to spring what’s basically a cattle call on people. Get multiple applicants to sit it out in the room together. And only interview the ones who stick it out! Cause they have tenacity! Or they’re really hungry for it!

Play out what’s actually involved.

You’re deliberately misrepresenting things to multiple applicants.

Lying to more than one person about having an appointment, getting an interview, the time it will take.

Wasting multiple people’s time, including often your own which you could be spending on something else. Like actually interviewing people.

Requiring your coworkers and subordinates to do the same.

In the end you are left only with people who are willing to put up with it. And who either can afford to waste that kind of time. Or can’t afford not to.

It’s a pretty effective, targeted approach if what you’re looking for is people you can manipulate, who won’t stand up for themselves.

Many people, maybe most these days see that sort of thing as a red flag. And will just leave or opt out. Which isn’t a problem if your standard for “good employee” doesn’t involve having other options. Which a talented, desirable hire will.

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Agreed. I’ve only been through one real “interview” process in my professional life, and they did it (IMO) right. There was the whole “getting to know you” chatting phase, then I had to actually do a couple things I would need to do for the job. I had to respond to an email inquiry (and they gave me a time limit,) and give a presentation about a topic they were working on (to the interview team, which was nerve-wracking but at least seemed reasonable and respectful of my time).
All these tricks remind me of the test scene from MIB.

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I’m soon to retire, 30 years after I showed up to an interview wearing shorts and a ratty T-shirt when suit and tie was appropriate. I suppose I handled the embarrassment well, and they certainly remembered me.

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Is it because he had an awesome soup recipe and he wanted to share it with as many people as possible?

reads article

Christ, what an asshole

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Oh yes, I remember this! The egg chairs… the screeching when dragging the table across the floor…

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