Working causes death, warns science


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#2

A friend of mine likes to say, “Years from now you will never look back and say ‘I wish I spent more time in the office’”.

Yeah, right, unless you got fired for not showing up.


#3

I’m pretty sure people die whether they work or not.


#4

That is, indeed, the way to not have a job in an office. Which is a Good Thing.


#5

So spend less time at work.


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Funnily enough, my most recent ‘finally watching a film I should have seen years ago’ was Office Space last weekend.


#7

If work is what causes death, shouldn’t retirees be immortal?


#8

This is why we need a universal basic income.


#9

Here I am killing myself everyday! FORGET IT! I QUIT!


#10

Death is caused by an absence of life, and what is more lifeless than an office?


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