Working causes death, warns science

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A friend of mine likes to say, “Years from now you will never look back and say ‘I wish I spent more time in the office’”.

Yeah, right, unless you got fired for not showing up.

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I’m pretty sure people die whether they work or not.

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That is, indeed, the way to not have a job in an office. Which is a Good Thing.

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So spend less time at work.

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Funnily enough, my most recent ‘finally watching a film I should have seen years ago’ was Office Space last weekend.

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If work is what causes death, shouldn’t retirees be immortal?

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This is why we need a universal basic income.

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Here I am killing myself everyday! FORGET IT! I QUIT!

Death is caused by an absence of life, and what is more lifeless than an office?

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