You Monster

[cleveremi]

From

A Proudly Regulation-Free America

And now there are people who have swung too far in the other direction: people who think that chicken brined in a solution of sodium chloride in dihydrogen monoxide will give them cancer, because chemicals. The people who ignore the harmful chemicals entirely are far more harmful, but the people who want their food “chemical-free” are incredibly annoying.

Jeez, no cumin, no garlic, no pepper, no nothin?

You monster.

OK, you are not the monster, but someone sure is…