Now I want to read this!
The cover designer did an awesome job. But I think bb improved on it greatly by cropping the original image and only showing the full version below the fold. The emotional response to the familiar images of an IKEA catalogue, quickly followed by the visceral âsurprise! Youâre fucked!â
The real horror comes when your overpriced torture chair falls apart, and the dazed victim escapes before youâre able to summon your Elder God.
Or you get most of the chair assembled before you realize youâre missing one goddamn bolt
My fear is getting lost in IKEA⊠again. I went to one, couldnât find my way around, got disoriented and just finally went through the fire exit and set off the alarm. By that time Iâd set anything Iâd thought of buying down. Too much space, visual repetition, noise⊠that smell. Yeah, Iâd say Iâm more afraid of IKEA than rats or dead people.
LOL
âWhose horror story is it now, fool?â
Sounds like horrorstory with more cöwbells 
Looks like an awesome premise!
Also, why ORSK!? Donât you think the people of Orsk, Russia have had enough of this kind of blatant non-racism!
Mustâve been inspired by the wonderful shortest horror movie âLights Outâ - a movie lit only by IKEA lamps http://youtu.be/FUQhNGEu2KA
The director explains How To Light A Movie With An IKEA Trash Can: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at5kzilqdV0
Being from a country with umlauts, and the birthplace of IKEA these misplaced ÄÀö everywhere hurts my eyes so bad!
Like the name Horrorstör, the ö here is pronounced like the U in murder, making it a really weird name. WTH is a stör [stÉË]?
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