Isn’t the fact that you didn’t receive an invite a procedural problem, and that you still showed up a good thing?
Aren’t you the ringleader in all this?
Is making waves like that always the best way to get what you want? What is it that you want?
Or couldn’t it just mean that this is picking up steam and/or #trending right now?
Could we all be on the verge of internet superstardom?
Wasn’t I just the first one out the door of this clown-car?
Are you live tweeting this?
Isn’t internet superstardom more trouble than its worth? What would we even do with it?
Have you seen this?
What the FSM is that?
Is that one of yours?
is “what if there were no hypothetical questions?” rhetorical?
Has anyone ever publicly admitted to running a numbers station?
Did you know that I am here to have fun, waste time, and be entertained and informed, and not necessarily in that order?
Are any of these the best use of your time?
Which is more troublesome; internet superstardom or internet supernotoriousness?
[The internet is where we get to make up words, right?]
Should I?
How do you define ‘best’?
Who can say, in this finite life, what is the best way to use time?
Isn’t the best use of time lambics and fermented products?
Or deep-fried products?