Yea. Pirate is a word with too much baggage associated with it. I'd love to see one of these boxes work like a volunteer recruitment/coupon dispenser of sorts. Companies are constantly asking customers to log into their retail store's wi-fi to get bargains on their phone. Could you imagine a couple of these boxes traveling around the city, secretly offering up deals to people who volunteer in the community? Get five hours of carpentry experience when you volunteer at habitat for humanity, or "good for 1 free hot dog" when you give your day working a food stand at a sporting event for a charity, etc. You could even make it give out one of a kind, downloadable artwork that gets erased from the box once 20 people download it. It could be a treasure hunt of sorts, making people look for the boxes around their city. Etc. Yea. I like the idea of this thing. Good luck with it.