What is the appeal of the Mall again?
I feel like the Mall has never been a rewarding place to visit:
Herds of bovine shoppers staggering about, impulse items of shoddy construction in every direction, a miasma of Muzak wafting in the background, a whole court dedicated to food choices you will instantly regret. I always leave feeling a little fatter, a little poorer, and a little dumber.
I, for one, welcome our new internet-retail overlords.