There are so many good excuses to post these videos somewhere.
In truth, context is merely an excuse.
And here are the URLs, if you wish to do so as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyUEgSS35_Q - wildberry red
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgLzrTPkdgI - eurotrash pink
My ex used to completely lose it over “dongles”. I was often agitated trying to find one of them I needed to run some software. If she found out that I was “…looking for my dongle, dammit! Have you seen it?” it was a fraction of a second before I heard the bathroom door slam because she was laughing too hard to get off the toilet for the better part of an hour. Crazy times!
Ooooh, look, what have we HERE:
<img src="//cdck-file-uploads-global.s3.dualstack.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/boingboing/original/3X/8/9/89990583390724d8b2a1d4b02f10bced6985cac6.gif" width="500" height="281" title="OMG I DO BELIEVE IT IS FULL OF DONGS">
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Now THIS is a job to have
#It’s also full of banana-lamps (just look at it)
<img src="//cdck-file-uploads-global.s3.dualstack.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/boingboing/original/3X/8/f/8ff672f722f1488ba9aab345b0678cf3424f847b.gif" width="482" height="482" title="you. uh. light up. ohhhh. my. yes. life.">
Tip-o’-th’-hat to Mr. @SteampunkBanana
They’re just so floppy. Floppier than the real thing even. I wish my dong could coil like that long one. Then I could use it as a whip against my enemies.
Getting horse-whipped with a dong, talk about sexual assault.
Well, look at that. Just look at it.
Oh, you got to love the dong fairy. I love something positive.
<img src="//cdck-file-uploads-global.s3.dualstack.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/boingboing/original/3X/5/f/5f253056c28d93ab9e42e7ca27396b2f55e7f2f5.gif" width="225" height="138" title="What's the significance of the waggling bison penis?" >
Tip o’ th’ hat to @funruly.
1.) Is there a league for this?
2.) How do I join
PM me.
Send me your best ASCII dong.
I’m sure there’s a dong in her somewhere.
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@OtherMichael relaxing in the backyard?
Where did you find that GIF?!
