Porn actors must wear protective goggles during shoots: California safety standard

From Pennsylvania

"Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.

In the event that a horse refuses to pass a car on the road, the owner must take his car apart and conceal the parts in the bushes."

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*steamspunk

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Could this be inspired by the current anti-abortion tactics of regulating women’s health providers out of business?

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Followed immediately by:

(I couldn’t find the whole scene in a single video.)

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Ummm, you’ve got a little something in your m-- uh, never mind.

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As a former porn actor all I can say is this doesn’t really make a hard day at the orifice any easier…

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That’s how we do it, in California…can’t wait for them to try a similarly creative legislative approach, when voters finally approve “legal” marijuana in 2016…

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And button that lab coat!

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Imagine an OSHA inspector explaining his day at work to his wife.

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Thank you for pointing out the Steam Punk aspect. I was only passing through to see if someone took care of that for me. Creativity always finds a way over and through the barriers.

“the proposed standards overshoots”

Snork

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“OPIM—STI” means pre-ejaculate, ejaculate, semen, vaginal secretions, fecal matter and rectal secretions, secretions from wounds or sores that are potentially infected with sexually transmitted pathogens

I give it 48 hours before the first page of Google results for “OPIM–STI” is all porn.

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The line is actually

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Nice plug! Is it… extendible?

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Butt… Science!

@Mindysan33 http://bbs.boingboing.net/users/mindysan33 :wink:

Just for the record… When I did porn back in the day sex was way safer
with porn stars than anyone out of the business because everyone was
testing on a regular basis. Although there were days where i wished beer
goggles had been issued…

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Full body heavy rubber porn for everyone. You’ll learn to like it. Trust me.

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This headline seems to be very inaccurate, at least according to the portion of the document posted here.

It simply states that the employer must provide the equipment. There is nothing here that indicates that an employee would be forced to wear them.

Did the writer leave out the part that says that, or are they just bullshitting to get more views on a non-issue?

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You don’t think of Shelley Winters first?