#1 By: Cory Doctorow, July 4th, 2013 21:01
The original Ronald McDonald was pure nightmare fuel (click through for video of him in action). Fun fact: he was played by Willard Scott, who went on to be the weatherman on the Today Show. The Original Ronald McDonald or The Joker? (via Neil Gaiman) READ THE REST
#2 By: Stefan Jones, July 4th, 2013 22:52
Yep, that's what we call a Pajama Soaker!
EDIT: Hey, I can beat that:
Ronald handing out burgers to a boy he's met on the street, then skating away with him.
#3 By: Shaharil Ahmad, July 4th, 2013 23:30
#4 By: bombblastlightningwaltz, July 4th, 2013 23:37
Go home Ronald, your drunk.
#5 By: Mark K, July 4th, 2013 23:46
You have to love Ronald "the creepy guy who drives around town in a van" McDonald.
#6 By: robulus, July 4th, 2013 23:54
"My Mom told me never to talk to strangers, unless they can provide a convincing backstory and perform magic tricks!"
#7 By: The Mudshark, July 5th, 2013 01:34
They ALL float down here.
#9 By: Halloween Jack, July 5th, 2013 07:44
I tend to agree with Terry Pratchett that not only are clowns not funny, they're the opposite of funny.
#10 By: James Race, July 5th, 2013 08:15
What's in the bag in the first picture? Are those supposed to be fries? They look more like cigars, or maybe he's selling pretzels.
#11 By: knoxblox, July 5th, 2013 09:05
"C'mon and meet the boys and girls."
"Awww, fuck those kids!" (well, not literally)
edit: Geez, not a good area to be pulling hamburgers from, either.
#12 By: Boundegar, July 5th, 2013 09:19
I think the rabbit pancake guy got to him. Food on head!
#13 By: Benoit Gerbet, July 6th, 2013 15:03
Every clown is a Horror Clown.
#14 By: Antinous, July 6th, 2013 17:39
Dead clown is good clown.
#15 By: Stefan Jones, July 6th, 2013 17:46
I think we need to dial down the clown-hatred a bit people.
Many clowns go for weeks, and even months, without smothering a sleeping toddler, tossing kittens in a blender, or breaking the back of old women whose grandkids stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.
#16 By: IronEdithKidd, July 8th, 2013 10:38
This explains everything I've ever found a bit off or creepy about Willard Scott.
"Can't sleep, clown will eat me."
#17 By: Cory Doctorow, July 9th, 2013 21:01
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