doctorow — 2013-07-04T21:01:38-04:00 — #1
The original Ronald McDonald was pure nightmare fuel (click through for video of him in action). Fun fact: he was played by Willard Scott, who went on to be the weatherman on the Today Show. The Original Ronald McDonald or The Joker? (via Neil Gaiman) READ THE REST
stefanjones — 2013-07-04T22:52:20-04:00 — #2
Yep, that's what we call a Pajama Soaker!
EDIT: Hey, I can beat that:
Ronald handing out burgers to a boy he's met on the street, then skating away with him.
shaharil — 2013-07-04T23:30:07-04:00 — #3
lightningwaltz — 2013-07-04T23:37:50-04:00 — #4
Go home Ronald, your drunk.
mrmark — 2013-07-04T23:46:51-04:00 — #5
You have to love Ronald "the creepy guy who drives around town in a van" McDonald.
robulus — 2013-07-04T23:54:30-04:00 — #6
My Mom told me never to talk to strangers, unless they can provide a convincing backstory and perform magic tricks!
themudshark — 2013-07-05T01:34:58-04:00 — #7
They ALL float down here.
halloween_jack_ — 2013-07-05T07:44:15-04:00 — #9
I tend to agree with Terry Pratchett that not only are clowns not funny, they're the opposite of funny.
howaboutthis — 2013-07-05T08:15:34-04:00 — #10
What's in the bag in the first picture? Are those supposed to be fries? They look more like cigars, or maybe he's selling pretzels.
knoxblox — 2013-07-05T09:05:23-04:00 — #11
C'mon and meet the boys and girls.
"Awww, fuck those kids!" (well, not literally)
edit: Geez, not a good area to be pulling hamburgers from, either.
boundegar — 2013-07-05T09:19:21-04:00 — #12
I think the rabbit pancake guy got to him. Food on head!
aronnax — 2013-07-06T15:03:37-04:00 — #13
Every clown is a Horror Clown.
antinous — 2013-07-06T17:39:20-04:00 — #14
Dead clown is good clown.
stefanjones — 2013-07-06T17:46:41-04:00 — #15
I think we need to dial down the clown-hatred a bit people.
Many clowns go for weeks, and even months, without smothering a sleeping toddler, tossing kittens in a blender, or breaking the back of old women whose grandkids stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.
ironedithkidd — 2013-07-08T10:38:15-04:00 — #16
This explains everything I've ever found a bit off or creepy about Willard Scott.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
doctorow — 2013-07-09T21:01:48-04:00 — #17
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