doctorow at July 4th, 2013 21:01 — #1
The original Ronald McDonald was pure nightmare fuel (click through for video of him in action). Fun fact: he was played by Willard Scott, who went on to be the weatherman on the Today Show. The Original Ronald McDonald or The Joker? (via Neil Gaiman) READ THE REST
stefanjones at July 4th, 2013 22:52 — #2
Yep, that's what we call a Pajama Soaker!
EDIT: Hey, I can beat that:
Ronald handing out burgers to a boy he's met on the street, then skating away with him.
shaharil at July 4th, 2013 23:30 — #3
lightningwaltz at July 4th, 2013 23:37 — #4
Go home Ronald, your drunk.
mrmark at July 4th, 2013 23:46 — #5
You have to love Ronald "the creepy guy who drives around town in a van" McDonald.
robulus at July 4th, 2013 23:54 — #6
My Mom told me never to talk to strangers, unless they can provide a convincing backstory and perform magic tricks!
themudshark at July 5th, 2013 01:34 — #7
They ALL float down here.
halloween_jack_ at July 5th, 2013 07:44 — #9
I tend to agree with Terry Pratchett that not only are clowns not funny, they're the opposite of funny.
howaboutthis at July 5th, 2013 08:15 — #10
What's in the bag in the first picture? Are those supposed to be fries? They look more like cigars, or maybe he's selling pretzels.
knoxblox at July 5th, 2013 09:05 — #11
C'mon and meet the boys and girls.
"Awww, fuck those kids!" (well, not literally)
edit: Geez, not a good area to be pulling hamburgers from, either.
boundegar at July 5th, 2013 09:19 — #12
I think the rabbit pancake guy got to him. Food on head!
aronnax at July 6th, 2013 15:03 — #13
Every clown is a Horror Clown.
antinous at July 6th, 2013 17:39 — #14
Dead clown is good clown.
stefanjones at July 6th, 2013 17:46 — #15
I think we need to dial down the clown-hatred a bit people.
Many clowns go for weeks, and even months, without smothering a sleeping toddler, tossing kittens in a blender, or breaking the back of old women whose grandkids stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.
ironedithkidd at July 8th, 2013 10:38 — #16
This explains everything I've ever found a bit off or creepy about Willard Scott.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
doctorow at July 9th, 2013 21:01 — #17
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