Obviously margarine consumption leads directly to divorce in Maine 
Divorce rate in Maine correlates with Per capita consumption of margarine (US)
Love it! Marriage rate in Colorado correlates with Domestically produced passenger cars sold (US). Save marriage, buy American. Everyone who drives a foreign car is responsible for ending a marriage in Colorado.
āPer capita consumption of cheeseā ~ Death by ātangled in their bedsheetsā
Death by ātangled in their bedsheetsā ~ āTotal revenue generated by skiing facilitiesā
Save the Slopes. Eat more Cheese!
Iām not convinced that all of these are spurious:
Number of people who died by becoming tangled in their bedsheets
correlates with
People who died by falling out of their bed
http://www.tylervigen.com/view_correlation?id=1478
Total revenue generated by arcades (US)
correlates with
Computer science doctorates awarded (US)
http://www.tylervigen.com/view_correlation?id=97
Number people who drowned by falling into a swimming-pool
correlates with
Number of films Nicolas Cage appeared in
Glitches in the matrixā¦
Man, you read my mind [takes hit]ā¦ Dude, do you ever wonderā¦ suppose this whole universe was just some kind ofā¦ giant computer simulationā¦ how would we ever know?.. Hey, this is good shit, manā¦
Conclusive PROOF in the copyright wars: http://www.tylervigen.com/view_correlation.php?id=978
I was going to add a correlation between uranium production and the number of lawyers, but the siteās down at the moment. Coincidence? Hey, Iām just presenting the evidence here. You decide.
(What, you need even more PROOF? Just wait till the siteās back up.)
[takes hit]ā¦ Dude, do you ever wonderā¦ suppose this whole universe was just some kind ofā¦ giant computer simulationā¦
(takes hit) You meant multiverse, right?
That picture suggests you got the baggie with the weed mixed up with the one with the DMTā¦
Anythingās possible.
Ok, the last one was a joke, but surely the fact that āPrecipitation in California inversely correlates with Sunlight in Californiaā canāt be regarded as spurious.
Quite simply, Iām amazed that the āNumber of people who died by becoming tangled in their bedsheetsā exceeds, exponentially, the āNumber of people who drowned after falling out of a fishing boatā. People really die by getting wrapped up in bed? Maybe certain parts of Boston, NYC, and Philly are to blame for this trend.
I would assume that this is mostly infants.
Yeah, that occurred to meāthatās a sad statistic, some 300+ kids (or people not paying the vig) throttling themselves in bed. I think I thought a little too much about the stats on that site to make it enjoyable.
Not perfect (Correlation: 0.958), but just look at this correlation ā just look at it:
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