Texas televangelist who falsely linked pandemic to premarital sex dies of COVID-19

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/11/10/texas-televangelist-who-falsely-linked-pandemic-to-premarital-sex-dies-of-covid-19.html

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Finally some good news!

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Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind.

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None, NONE of these assclowns’ followers ever get suspicious that EVERY bad thing that happens gets thrown at the “fornication / homosexuality” wall like so much spaghetti? Seriously, a pandemic is never a wake up call to…plan for pandemics? Like why are idiots so attracted to A to C bull$#!+ connections?

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The link to this thread from the article is fucked. Much like this guy was outside of his marriage, if his bullshit theory isn’t bullshit.

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imagine my lack of surprise.

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That explains how Trump got it, I guess.

Why focus on the brides and not the grooms, I wonder?* It takes two** to tango, pal.

*I do not actually wonder.
**Or more than two depending on how adventurous you are.

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Unless going on a date with Palmela Handerson counts…

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That’s more of a “jig” than a “tango.”

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And no one in the “church’s” “congregation” will notice the irony.

Is it irony? Or one of those other literary-type things?

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I am willing to fornicate to help cleanse the world of televangelists. A bit late for pre-marital though.

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Low-functioning neocortices, highly-keyed-up and programmed reptilian brains. That’s my sense anyway.

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I was married very briefly about 30 years ago, but haven’t been since, nor do I intend to do so. Of course I’m also sure that the sex in which I engage is verboten, so guess I’m doing my part as well!

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Reminds of those religious nutbags in the 80s linking HIV infection to homosexuality.
Same exact mindset; some people never learn. A Darwin Award would be fully deserved.

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They’ll say he experienced…The Rapture… albeit a sloppy version of it.

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Hang on, are we sure he didn’t die of COVID because of all the premarital sex he had?

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Yup. November is already the best month of this year, and it’s only the 11th

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Do you mean that when you click on the “Comments” link at the bottom of the article it doesn’t take you to the BBS? I find that happens to me a lot with certain author’s articles. Maybe it has to do with how they create and post their articles.

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