Originally published at: "My hind leg!" Ranting Tennessee megachurch pastor says he will forbid mask-wearing in church | Boing Boing
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Why are these fundie types so willing to test God when it comes to this fucking virus? Do they want to be smitten because that’s how people beg to be smitten.
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It’s a shame about losing that tax-exempt status…oh, wait, not a shame after all.
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Just a jagoff. For Jesus.
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Sadly the Bible lacks a commandment saying “Thou shalt not be an insufferable douchebag”
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One is reminded of the parable of the man in the flood asking God for help. Only this person doesn’t believe the flood exists or at least that it isn’t dangerous and was mostly made up to hurt the economy, apparently? Because hurting the economy under a Biden presidency is a rational thing to do of you want to be re-elected?
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Been a long time since I’ve done any bible reading - can someone confirm:
Jesus said, “y’all some fools, boys.”
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He has forelegs? The only talking quadruped in the Bible is Balaam’s ass.
Oh, wait…
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Fascinating to see bricks-and-mortar houses of worship for the death cultists.
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Acts of the Assholes, Chapter 5, Verse 3
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There’s no moron like a religious zealot moron. I love how he blames everything on Democrats, when the virus - and the masks, and the first closure orders - came about with Republicans in charge. But neither logic nor truth means anything to people like this…
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I don’t remember that bible verse. I do remember this one though.
You shall not put the Lord your God to the test, as you tested him at Massah.
Deuteronomy 6:16
When was the last time the evangelical right compromised on anything?
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Rand Paul’s Epistle to the Qanonites, 1:6.
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So, now, someone remind me why when this jackhole gets COVID and dies I’m supposed to feel like he didn’t deserve it?
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If you can’t string the bow
And you’re clean out of resin
Someone may have planned for you a
Music lesson
Keep your eyes to the sky
It could be a brand name
And remember all things considered
You really can’t complain
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Missed a negative somewhere in that sentence? Because I will certainly feel like he deserved it, though plenty of Good Liberals will tell me I’m not supposed to.
(Same as that conservative radio announcer. Basically: if you made it your mission this past year to discourage people from being safe, and discourage taking the vaccine, then you killed people, and I’m not going to play any fucking sad tune for you if you die from this.)
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I’m just naturally an asshole and I’m using my religion as an excuse for my shit personality!
It’s such a strange coincidence that god is always in favor of some yokel’s worst impulses.
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‘Smited.’
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lol, thx for the catch! Every jag off that dies who COVID who was anti-vaxx or anti-mask should have their fucking stupid comments on their tombstone.
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