Don't forget "removing food assistance for the able-bodied who can't find work" for the trifecta.
In my opinion, Conservative Corporate U.S.A. is out to drive everyone else out of the country, into servitude, or into jail. "If they won't join you, beat 'em."
Licensing is needed for the serious landscaping stuff, though. I'd love to strangle the guy who "landscaped" my mom's house with a negative slope towards the foundation. I had to rip all the carpet up for her when the basement flooded.