The plot of “Foxcatcher”?
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It does look a lot like Chekov’s gun.
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Speaking as male, I’ve wondered much the same thing for much of my life.
“Surviving Hostage Situations”? Don’t take hostages out in the open street. Select an indoor venue, with few points of entry and exit, over which you exert substantial control.
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“You go ahead and keep cleanin’ your gun, Martha. I am just going to see what’s on the boob tube. Hmmm looks like this show takes place at night. Hey, Martha? You ever notice how all the TV shows seem to take place at night? And it’s real quiet?”
“People these days are too busy for complicated plots and too much drama.”
“Yer right as usual.”
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This list seems to be missing the best book ever:
Home Firearm Safety
in the dim gray
linda cleans her gun
it is shining
under the eyes
of leonardo’s lady
glenn stares at a an empty
screen
it is shining
the air is taut
with unscreamed rage
it is shining
and far away a lone dog barks
FIN
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“It Won’t Last Forever” ROFL!
You should get someone to put that down in cross stitch.
The HURTS OF CHILDHOOD series. Collect them all!
If you think about it though, imagine being gay and 14 with ye ol’e tripwire erection in a time of severe homophobia.
For hetros imagine being 14 and trying to stay appropriate while wrestling spandex clad girls, and that is a situation where a surprise visitor would be expected, at least by all of the boys.
(edit)@jerwin linked the back cover above, but the concern above was a real one for a friend in HS.
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Oh good, I wasn’t the only one!
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Just the idea of “quick and easy” sex toys makes me queasy.
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OK… The Biology Coloring Book appears to depict a bowl of udon or ramen noodles flanked by kimchee, edamame, and Chinese black fungus (also a food item). Now I’m hungry! 
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These are mostly awesomely horrible, but I’m going to call foul on the Japan Cat book. That’s just Japan. They still do this. See http://www.jalan.net/nyalan/ for instance. What are they thinking? ‘We’re Japan, we know cute. Let the pros handle this!’
Poor Graci Evans. Three entries on the list.
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Be careful, when you bite in, the inside will be like lava and the outside still a little lukewarm.
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