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Right - they should install an airbag on that bridge.
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We have got to have a bingo by now!
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There are a few close calls that I did not think fit the precise criteria of the squares (e.g., insurance, crash beam, “city is irresponsible”, etc.).
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If the drivers in front of that truck hadn’t run the red light, this wouldn’t have happened!
(You’re Welcome 
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P.s. I know they weren’t running the light. And I don’t actually stand by this statement. I just needed the win for someone today.
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How no one has dedicated Wanna Be Starting Something to the Can Opener, I will never know:
"It's Too High to get Over, Too Low to get Under, you're stuck in the Middle, and the Pain is Thunder..."
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They didn’t follow my advise : lower the bridge !
Liked for this alone.
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I appreciate the effort but I think that’s cheating. Maybe the mods should decide. @orenwolf?
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Now we have a quantum state-transition paradox. How will we know if someone was sincere or if they just wanted a bingo!
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But, so, then why aren’t the drivers responsible for the safety of their trucks?
Third time is a charm? I doubt it, but let’s try anyway:
As I wrote above:
Ultimately each driver IS individually responsible for their vehicle, but at some point the city becomes responsible for the collective damage the bridge is causing. I submit that that point lies somewhere between zero and 80 wrecked trucks per year.
There is nothing wrong - or contradictory - with blaming each driver for their own crash AND blaming the city for all the crashes caused by their bridge.
@wazroth
which is an obvious mirroring of
THE ONE THING I THOUGHT OF DIDN’T WORK SO LET’S JUST PLACE THE BLAME SOLELY ON THE DRIVERS
Can we get that as a square?
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Really, this is just a narrower case of “the driver is an idiot”, so it’s already represented by the center square.
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…and they appear to be in this thread.
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Fully automatic marshmallow peep cannon!
Hundreds of marshmallow peeps pummel the truck windshield as soon as they get halfway through the intersection. Surprising and (theoretically) biodegradable.
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Unfortunately, there are no peeps to be had due to COVID-19.
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As it turns out, “Peeps shortage” is on neither my 11-foot-8 bingo card nor my 2020 batshittery bingo card.
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Giant motorized steel poles that shoot out of the ground blocking the road obviously and completely when the laser is already tripped?
I love watching trucks get decapitated it’s such a fun Channel
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ANPR and a VMS?
“YOU IN WHITE TRUCK NC WTF8686:
STOP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW”
Still wouldn’t get any more obedience, but might sell more popcorn.
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Machine gun turrets actively staged by national guard- authorized to shoot out tires (or just blanks) with miniguns to get them to stop upon triggering laser sensor
