A 7-point-plan to reinstate Donald Trump as president

This seems to involve having two Speakers of the House, simultaneously. Which, of course, isn’t the whackiest part of the plan.

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Give one of those to Trump just before his speech.

Watch the event organizers lose their shit.

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Wayne's World

Yeah, that all seems legit.

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How should we judge religious hysteria? The mentions of Satan lead me to discount the statements entirely, but perhaps others will think that these statements are religiously inspired and therefore more “true.”

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The money-raising scam continues.

Was that the same event where Michael Flynn and the “my pillow” jackass were posing in front of this absolutely nutter whiteboard?:

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That whiteboard is its own facepalm. Jeebus H.

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These people must really hate the constitution they so fervently claim to defend.

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If you read every fourth word of the Constitution and use your decoder ring, you’ll find that the authors meant for this to happen all along. Kinda like with the Bible too.

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When your plan starts with “And then, magic happens!”, it’s a bad plan.

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