I’ve got so many daft elephant jokes. Here’s a handful:
Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees without being noticed.
How can you tell if there’s an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if an elephant is throwing a party in your fridge?
There’s a motorbike parked outside.
Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
So they can hide upside-down in custard without being noticed.
What’s the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkey eating cherries.
