Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/24/a-rather-different-way-to-eat.html
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This fella needs to be introduced to penne. Or fusilli.
I’m more of a tortellini guy myself…
Get stuffed! With cheese or sausage?
Maybe show him the classy spoon-spool method? Although, I still haven’t convinced my wife to use it so there’s probably no help for this gentleman.
He ought to just make a semolina, egg, and tomato smoothie.
It’s always been Buster’s world, we just live in it.
Keeping one’s beard clean while eating is always a struggle.
I am digesting tortellini right now! It was tasty.
Crumbled bacon and pesto buccatini is where its at.
Why no funnel? Jesus that dude is cramming it down
Just what to eat on your two turntables and microphone.
Yeah, that guy eats like a duck, no chew, only swallow.
Savage. There’s only one acceptable way to eat spaghetti - the traditional way, with one’s hands.
Or, just bite it with your teeth.
Cut out the middle-man (literally)!