[peers over his glasses at @renke] You donât have a key to the Executive Washroom?
[blinks eyes]
[stares]
[abruptly walks off in the opposite direction]
[peers over his glasses at @renke] You donât have a key to the Executive Washroom?
[blinks eyes]
[stares]
[abruptly walks off in the opposite direction]
Audit in progress.
Please enjoy this soothing track by Michael Haggins. Truly a master of his craft.
Urgent Memo
Subject: I haven't received an Urgent Memo in 12 minutes
Body: Get off your 'Merican fannies and start sending memos, STAT. And file them with the Archivist.
Los Bank Auditors- Iâm on an Audit
Auditors Song: I Wanna Si (Die in Hokkien)
Continuing the discussion from You Light Up My Life :
Wrong thread?
Please wait 7 hours before trying again. #Information: Source: [Suggestion to increase the âLIKEâ limit for those of us who are âRegularâ (no poop jokes pls)] (http://bbs.boingboing.net/t/suggestion-to-increase-the-like-limit-for-those-of-us-who-are-regular-no-poop-jokes-pls)
wait.
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youâre calling for an audit to expose the practice of the very practice you encouraged people to do sub rosa?
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[blinks]
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Whatâs your angle? How can I get in on this?
If auditors audit the audits, who audits the auditors? Do we need an Executive Audit Steering Committee?
Only if we can have a Chairmanâs Audit Team to ensure that the Executive Audit Steering Committee is doing it correctly.
And they report directly to the bond/collateralized debt holders, who report to the commercial financial institutions, who report to the share holders.
Got it. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. May I make a motion for an early lunch?
TO: Audit Team
FROM: Audit Team
CC: Executive Audit Steering Committee; Oversight Committee
Subject: RFC Regarding Linking to Threads That Are Not Accessible To All Members Of The Primary Catalog Thread
Priority: URGENT
The comment period regarding linking to threads not accessible to all members of the primary thread is now closed.
It looks like the Steering Committee is back in action. Thank god for you fantastic a-holes or nothing would get done around here.
Thank god for you fantastic a-holes
The Executive-Fiat Cross-Level Inter-Office In-House Promotional Marketing Team and Softball League is excited to bring you the news that, as of this morning, 2015.10.22, we are fantastic ISO 9001:2008-holes!
Congratulations, everyone!
Isnât an audit always required when a particular technicality appears to have been overlooked in the development of SOP?
[taps pen on clipboard]
If you have any other questions, you should consult the Orange Book.
[shuffles off in random direction]
The EFCLIOIHPMT&SL is hereby on notice from the Board-Level Executive Shareholder Majority Office of Oversight, Management, Budget, Refreshments and Ombudsmen/Ombudswomen Tackle Football Intramural Committee (BLESMOOMBROOTFIC) that there will be an all-comers game night on Friday night in the atrium at 6pm. We are downshifting to flag football, foosball, arm-wrestling, jello-wrestling and billiards, so the softball players and non-affiliates are welcome. We may be the most cutthroat corporation with our competitors. But within our ranks, we are all-inclusive. Everyone is welcome on Friday night (tomorrow 10.23). Mandatory attendance forms and releases are in a stack by the vending machines on Level 24.
Mandatory attendance forms and releases are in a stack by the vending machines on Level 24.
Permit A 38.
While my heart will always be with Questions, this may be the funniest goddamn thing on the internet.
Make sure a cake and flowers are sent to Debbie in marketing, and donât forget to order the celebratory schwag. Do we need a task force for the schwag?
Hashtag schwagforce
Mandatory attendance forms and releases are in a stack by the vending machines on Level 24.
Has anybody seen Level 42 lately?
Do we need a task force
Dude. Duuuuuuuuuude. We have a task force for task forces. Ask them. I know theyâll say yes.
Yes? Â