What a creep. He is fired. (Unfortunately Bob in the Bursar’s Office is in the hospital, due to stress and overwork and amphetamines. He is the only one with override this weekend, so we are stuck until at least tomorrow.)
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The oversight steering, steering oversight committee.
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Bob, in his better days. He ain’t looking so good right now.
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I’m picturing something with modern table-desks in an open plan, hotelling since our desktops are in the corporate cloud, but literally down in a salt mine. Enough of this light-n-airy wall-of-windows bullshit. We want this to be a fun productive workspace, we give you all the tools you need to succeed, have a goddamn locally-sourced free-range certified fair-trade sustainably-harvested artisinal bagel and get back to fucking work.
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TO: Oversight Committee
FROM: Yr Devoted Servant
RE: Oversight Review on links posted willy-nilly without proper oversight or review
Continuing the discussion from 
You Light Up My Life :
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Tattle-tale!
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“We aren’t seeking a backdoor approach. We want to use the front door, with clarity and transparency, and with clear guidance provided by a random decision in the catalog thread.”
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This calls for an immediate audit.
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[peers over his glasses at @renke] You don’t have a key to the Executive Washroom?
[blinks eyes]
[stares]
[abruptly walks off in the opposite direction]
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Audit in progress.
Please enjoy this soothing track by Michael Haggins. Truly a master of his craft.
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Urgent Memo
Subject: I haven't received an Urgent Memo in 12 minutes
Body: Get off your 'Merican fannies and start sending memos, STAT. And file them with the Archivist.
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Los Bank Auditors- I’m on an Audit
This is what happened when our company asked for a video from each department. We take our employer’s requests very seriously.
Auditors Song: I Wanna Si (Die in Hokkien)
Ariel wants to be an auditor but Sebastian the lobster tries to talk her out of it!
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wait.
you’re calling for an audit to expose the practice of the very practice you encouraged people to do sub rosa?
[blinks]
What’s your angle? How can I get in on this?
If auditors audit the audits, who audits the auditors? Do we need an Executive Audit Steering Committee?
Only if we can have a Chairman’s Audit Team to ensure that the Executive Audit Steering Committee is doing it correctly.
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And they report directly to the bond/collateralized debt holders, who report to the commercial financial institutions, who report to the share holders.
Got it. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. May I make a motion for an early lunch?
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TO: Audit Team
FROM: Audit Team
CC: Executive Audit Steering Committee; Oversight Committee
Subject: RFC Regarding Linking to Threads That Are Not Accessible To All Members Of The Primary Catalog Thread
Priority: URGENT
The comment period regarding linking to threads not accessible to all members of the primary thread is now closed.
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