A thread to catalog all the other threads

It looks like the Steering Committee is back in action. Thank god for you fantastic a-holes or nothing would get done around here.

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The Executive-Fiat Cross-Level Inter-Office In-House Promotional Marketing Team and Softball League is excited to bring you the news that, as of this morning, 2015.10.22, we are fantastic ISO 9001:2008-holes!

Congratulations, everyone!

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Isn’t an audit always required when a particular technicality appears to have been overlooked in the development of SOP?

[taps pen on clipboard]

If you have any other questions, you should consult the Orange Book.

[shuffles off in random direction]

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The EFCLIOIHPMT&SL is hereby on notice from the Board-Level Executive Shareholder Majority Office of Oversight, Management, Budget, Refreshments and Ombudsmen/Ombudswomen Tackle Football Intramural Committee (BLESMOOMBROOTFIC) that there will be an all-comers game night on Friday night in the atrium at 6pm. We are downshifting to flag football, foosball, arm-wrestling, jello-wrestling and billiards, so the softball players and non-affiliates are welcome. We may be the most cutthroat corporation with our competitors. But within our ranks, we are all-inclusive. Everyone is welcome on Friday night (tomorrow 10.23). Mandatory attendance forms and releases are in a stack by the vending machines on Level 24.

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Permit A 38.

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While my heart will always be with Questions, this may be the funniest goddamn thing on the internet.

Make sure a cake and flowers are sent to Debbie in marketing, and don’t forget to order the celebratory schwag. Do we need a task force for the schwag?

Hashtag schwagforce

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Has anybody seen Level 42 lately?

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Dude. Duuuuuuuuuude. We have a task force for task forces. Ask them. I know they’ll say yes.

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Yes?  

Well, “maybe”. You know how it is around here.

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and coffee. nah, make this more coffee.

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Wait a second

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Had to update the band name thread and merge the changes here. Can the steering committee review my pull request?

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We ran out of coffee. NEVER run out of coffee. I know it’s just Folger’s, but still. We need more.

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I got a memo saying you were spending too much.

Coffee privileges have been suspended pending a requisition form with cost benefit analyis and executive sponsorship.

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From whom? Certified memo, informal memo, note, phone note, email, certified email, informal email, email note or phone note email?

We are a traditional company, all the “pull” and “clone” is not part of our core values. We are proud to still successfully use the first public version of RCS.

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ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!


more organisational madness related to coffee: cups

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Yeah, he was talking about stuff that I would swear we talked about in Planning Oversight, but it was a bunch of garbledygook that I didn’t understand. Pull the clones? Send in the clowns?

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