It looks like the Steering Committee is back in action. Thank god for you fantastic a-holes or nothing would get done around here.
The Executive-Fiat Cross-Level Inter-Office In-House Promotional Marketing Team and Softball League is excited to bring you the news that, as of this morning, 2015.10.22, we are fantastic ISO 9001:2008-holes!
Congratulations, everyone!
Isn’t an audit always required when a particular technicality appears to have been overlooked in the development of SOP?
[taps pen on clipboard]
If you have any other questions, you should consult the Orange Book.
[shuffles off in random direction]
The EFCLIOIHPMT&SL is hereby on notice from the Board-Level Executive Shareholder Majority Office of Oversight, Management, Budget, Refreshments and Ombudsmen/Ombudswomen Tackle Football Intramural Committee (BLESMOOMBROOTFIC) that there will be an all-comers game night on Friday night in the atrium at 6pm. We are downshifting to flag football, foosball, arm-wrestling, jello-wrestling and billiards, so the softball players and non-affiliates are welcome. We may be the most cutthroat corporation with our competitors. But within our ranks, we are all-inclusive. Everyone is welcome on Friday night (tomorrow 10.23). Mandatory attendance forms and releases are in a stack by the vending machines on Level 24.
While my heart will always be with Questions, this may be the funniest goddamn thing on the internet.
Make sure a cake and flowers are sent to Debbie in marketing, and don’t forget to order the celebratory schwag. Do we need a task force for the schwag?
Hashtag schwagforce
Dude. Duuuuuuuuuude. We have a task force for task forces. Ask them. I know they’ll say yes.
Yes?
Well, “maybe”. You know how it is around here.
and coffee. nah, make this more coffee.
Wait a second
Had to update the band name thread and merge the changes here. Can the steering committee review my pull request?
We ran out of coffee. NEVER run out of coffee. I know it’s just Folger’s, but still. We need more.
I got a memo saying you were spending too much.
Coffee privileges have been suspended pending a requisition form with cost benefit analyis and executive sponsorship.
From whom? Certified memo, informal memo, note, phone note, email, certified email, informal email, email note or phone note email?
We are a traditional company, all the “pull” and “clone” is not part of our core values. We are proud to still successfully use the first public version of RCS.
Yeah, he was talking about stuff that I would swear we talked about in Planning Oversight, but it was a bunch of garbledygook that I didn’t understand. Pull the clones? Send in the clowns?