A thread to catalog all the other threads

I can’t wait to hear what the Executive Sponsorship Committee has to say about the Steering Oversight Committees handling of the Steering Committee shenanigans. Drama alert!

Hopefully the Board doesn’t have to get involved, since that risks approval from a simple majority of preferred stakeholders if it is purely internal issues (such as coffee), but could require a super majority of preferred and common stakeholders if this impacts customer facing Prod systems.

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In order to smooth the transition and immanentize the eschaton, the board has decided to bring in a consulting firm to advise us on the proper best practices during this paradigm shift.

Let’s really think out of the box on this one.

So… What would you say you do here?

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Hey, who wrote all these damn rules?

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Such a dear young chap.

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[1]: Did you ever want to play questions?
[2]: Little girl has an iron grip, takes a 360 degree ride
[3]: Mad Max mocks machismo
[4]: Sexist scientist "apologizes" for conference remarks, says he was being "honest"
[5]: What is your Band Name, Rapper Name, Album Name
[6]: The new Mad Max: Fury Road Trailer
[7]: Vivienne Westwood drives a tank to David Cameron's house
[8]: Jeb Bush: Leave NSA Alone
[9]: What the hell is going on in this image?
[10]: Why is the "18th century book of satanic illustrations" comments closed?
[11]: Bill Nye on Texas floods and climate change denying politicians
[12]: Rickrolling is sexist, racist and often transphobic in context
[13]: Son of China's richest man thinks two gold Apple Watches is enough for his dog
[14]:Bad parenting?

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Script it!

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How immanent? Y’all got GPS, right?

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Am I doin it right mum?

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This is a “hurr, a hurr hurr” moment for me. Take no mind.

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Do we need to start a staging thread for regional, political, satirical, or humorous sayings?

I’ll ask the Authorities.

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Just Robert Anton Wilson refs.

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I just can’t even believe this thread lived for 24 hours, let alone 36. It must be really touching that existential nerve inside a few hardcore Boingers. The only thing we lack here are:

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Not enough soul-sucking possible there. I recommend the following for maximum “college-like” sweatshop vibe:

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Oh yeah, I was envisioning the Executive Suite.

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We have a problem. A huge one. @anon29631895 posted “this thread needs more creep” not here!

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