Funny enough, that’s precisely what I look like.
For the sake of brevity but also completeness can you take the PRD and MRD, I’ll tackle the user stories and sprints, awjt can do the A/B testing, mindy is in charge of regressions, and OtherMichael procures the snacks? And don’t forget to make a thread for each task, waterfall your status, and cross post them in the staging threads while I write a quick promotion script after we achieve self consistency. And please can we get copies of this into git and perforce already?
We should have this all on @codinghorror s desk just after the weekend.
Hi, Billizabeth! I am your biggest vassal/fan.
OK, scrum at 6am CST. GO TEAM!
I have it on good authority this is an actual photo of you.
I’ll get it into the Test Staging Jpg thread and cross posted STAT.
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Do you think we need executive sponsorship, or just a self guiding collective?
Fuck it, lets do both.
Pretty sure it’s the former, but I haven’t looked in the mirror in the last 20 minutes, so I suppose I could have changed…
Do we need a thread, which we will catalog here, about how everyone thinks we all look based on our interactions here?
We have reached peak confusion between BB and work.
Absolutely! But make sure it is cataloged.
Should we implement a sorting algorithm for cataloged threads? Dewey decimal perhaps?
Look, as chief Billqueenladythor, I don’t get into the details, okay… I trust your judgement in these matters, as long as it’s in the catalog.
We need @OtherMichael to sort this all out. @OtherMichael, where the heck are you??? We need you.
My God Its Full Of Consultants
how long will it be before we have to begin a thread to catalog all the threads which catalog all of the threads?
I’ve already begun begun begun begun finished finished finished done done done started again started again…
What in the actually fuck is that second one? I can’t even…
That’s me. I save people.