A train engineer in California took the Trolley Problem way too literally and did it bad

The real solution for the Trolley Problem is monorails.

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A real American Hero!

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My first thought was how the same people who think a hospital ship is poised to be the next authoritarian onslaught must also have some link to pizzagate.

As an aside, I would love a wood fired pizza relief ship docking anywhere near me.

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Where he was going, he didn’t need tracks.

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Trolleys are socialist. So flip the switch and then pave over the people.

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Trump would veto such funding. His constituency includes a shitload of people with brain worms. It’s how he got elected.

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Can someone revoke his right to use the title engineer?

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I’d have to think that the first thing the FRA would do in such a situation is revoke his certificate.

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Thank goodness you didn’t derail this topic.

Also, that guy is definitely off the rails.

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Its good to get on the right track.

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You make some good points (I think that is “switches” for our viewers in American).

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Imelda Marcos literally did that!

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My uncle supposedly derailed a train to get fired from the Union Pacific. I was young at the time so I never got all the facts, but that’s what I overheard being discussed. He went on to take his pension and live pretty much as a hermit in the Rocky Mountains, so it actually tracks with this story, minus the Navy ship…

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