A UFO-themed brothel is now providing remote services for its alien sex robots

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/07/a-ufo-themed-brothel-is-now-pr.html

In space, no one can hear you cream.

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sorry

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Seems legit.

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Looked at article. My imagination was so much better than the reality.

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Came here for this.

I mean… you know what I mean.

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I was not going to bother with the article but I went after your comment… and anyone’s imagination on their most unimaginative day would be better than that reality.

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Bowman (flying over the Alien Cathouse): “The thing’s hollow! It goes on forever, and… oh my God, it’s full of spunk!”

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No you aren’t. But that is okay.

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set-a-course-for-intercourse

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What, you don’t like seeing an image of Shatner peering at you from every corner of the cheap motel room where you get laid?

Whether it’s brothels or pornography or toys, the sex trades are very fortunate that their male customers have always been so universally undemanding when it comes to quality.

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Terminator: Rise of the Machines will never be the same again.

That’s all I got, except to say that you owe me a new keyboard.

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No Eccentrica Gallumbits? Not worth the trip.

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“… cutting-edge teledildonics…”

Oh, I hope not.

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